Sunday, July 28, 2013

A Royal Fashion Flop



While Princess Kate has dominated the news this week with the birth of the royal baby, Pippa Middleton has officially lost the media's favor in England. The fashion queen's crown has fallen as the British public has become disillusioned with the sister-in-law of Prince William. In the Daily Mail there is a section called "Did Pippa Dress in the Dark?" where they analyze her latest outfits questioning her sanity. Their commentary have called her clothing "fuddy-duddy," "horrid," and "impossibly ugly."

What's caused the outcry on her fashion travesty? Take a look at some of her worst outfits I've found recently!

A simple trip to the shops earlier this week surely didn't warrant a twinset? It creates a fuddy-duddy effect on such a lovely young figure - and my eyes are drawn to only one place. Why isn't she wearing a bra?

Pippa decided to sport a twinset on her way to get groceries this week. This outfit makes her look incredibly old and is unflattering for her body. She definitely needs a better bra!

Attending a jewellery presentation last year, looking strangely tired, this high-waisted skirt and shiny blouse smells of decades-old Sloane Ranger
At an event last year for a jewelry presentation, Pippa wore an incredibly high-waisted skirt and  a shiny blouse. The skirt goes way to high on her body and makes her look so disproportionate! That plus the 3/4 length sleeves combines to make one awful outfit! It's such a shame when she has such a great figure!
Tatler¿s 300th birthday party, and this one-shoulder fright dress looks so cheap it must be a rip-off from Forever 21. The yellow and black makes my eyes water
Finally, at the Tatler's 300th birthday party, Pippa wore a one shoulder mustard yellow dress. The dress looks so cheap, especially when paired with the stark black accessories. It looks like something a middle schooler would wear!

Pippa needs to choose classic pieces that emphasize her petite figure and best physical assets. She also must start dressing more age appropriate and try to come into her own sense of style. As of now, it's just a hodgepodge that has become a royal fashion flop!

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